Top 5+ Best Blowjob Machines that will blow your mind off! (UPDATED)

Best Blowjob Machine – 2019

Days, when you did it only with your ill-fated hand, are finally over!

The Autoblow AI is a fascinating blowjob machine that adds realism to a regular wanking process! 

Now it’s the best fellatio toy … and our stringent recommendations.

A wide range of case sizes will help you to choose the most appropriate model for your beloved penis.

We used to think that the best machine is the Autoblow 2+ XT. But time never stands still, and today there is something better than it. It is the Autoblow AI. Yeah, we mean the one everpresent Artificial Intelligence.

This thing is brilliant. It can catch what your preferences are. It will understand how ‘significant’ your precious friend is and will be able to adapt to your movements. You can help it using the buttons on the case.

There are only 4 of them, so you will quickly understand what’s what. Set speed and mode and enjoy a gentle understanding of the model. One button is Pause. If you feel that you are about to explode, stop, rest, and then get to work.

Here you can insert a sleeve with an orifice in the form of a vagina or anus. You really won’t get such sensations in real life.

Our Pick!!!

Novelty That Extending Blowjob

Created based on numerous studies of video materials (including YouTube, huh). It adapts to the features of your penis and fulfills its desires (and yours, too) more readily than a living woman.

10 speeds + 10 modes: You can’t resist it.

✅ The Good
  • Based on the studies of 109 hours of oral sex
  • Regulates movements with a microchip and 4 sensors
  • 10 suction modes (1 random mode: you don’t know what it will be)
  • 10 speeds to choose from
  • Works from the 220V network (no fuss with batteries)
  • You can insert a sleeve with any hole
⛔ The Bad
  • We did NOT find any!
The perfect combination of price and quality. 81% of users have checked it

But really, the Autoblow 2+ XT is good enough: it will be appreciated by the oldfags, as well as those who enjoy the proper old mechanics.

It will look like origin genuine leather, and you’ll be allowed to choose freely between several lucky holes in the body. In counterpart to the apparent sexy benefits, Autoblow 2+ XT can be recharged and doesn’t require batteries. Read on to learn more about this product.

Balls Sucking
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Undoubtedly: the genuinely plausible option for those who want to replace a woman with a modern device.

Stimulation is possible without the mainstream hand use.

✅ The Good
  • The girth density is increased by 50% (thanks to reinforced springs)
  • 220 V mains and 500 hours working
  • Dimensions: only 9×4.5 inches
  • 3 interchangeable insert units of different sizes
  • Soft and safe ‘warm body’ material
⛔ The Bad
  • 1 operating mode
  • Works according to the mechanical principle
  • Noisy (compared to the AI model)
The unique blowjob unit giving more realistic feel because of 5 bead rows
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Good pick
  1. Safe materials for the body
  2. Use of modern technologies for fast orgasms
✅ The Good
  • Light-weight, for its dimensions (the length is 12.75 inches)
  • VERY quiet working
  • Can work with full-sized Fleshlight, the Kiiroo Onyx or Pearl
  • 1-year warranty
⛔ The Bad
  • Cumbrous (vs other units)
  • Is NOT waterproof. No splash (even a bodily fluid or a lube) for any component!
  • Too little and no-free content
  • The price, at the purchase start, is appr. USD 200. It is definitely NOT good, guys.
The first charge is 6-9 hours but then this time becomes fewer
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Runner-Up

The Onyx 2 simulator offers you three modes to choose from when working alone.

✅ The Good
  • No wires or cords
  • Fiercely quiet
  • The sleeve can be turned inside out (2-for-1 toy feature)
⛔ The Bad
  • A little pricey (or, as we’re afraid, NOT a little)
  • A frequent charge is needed: about 3.5-4 hours before the first use and 2-3 hours before each next use
  • Rife equipment updates are required for the faultless working
  • Quite a comfortless touch-sensitive control
  • And no voice activating feature
Use the brand 3D interface with the Samsung Gear or Google Cardboard

The Research

What is a so-termed masturbator?

This a-bit-crazy feature represents an artificial vagina, mouth or anus, consisting of appallingly cool, artificial ‘skin сloning’ material. It, of course, combines, my manufacturer magicians, with the ergonomic shape makes it ghastly possible to get the incredible masturbation experience that will sound like oral sex. You’ll get high with incredible pulsating orgasms especially if you operate in combo with a butt plug! Top sensations are guaranteed.

Most models imitate a vagina and have an inner penetration channel.

Launch Short Guide

Get ready for an incredible experience with a virtual reality man toy able to synchronize with any of your mobile devices and make you impressed with your personal online video content. You’ll be stimulated with the unrivaled ability of the device to video and physically stimulate each and every cell of your dick friend (ok, of your penis).

Basic Characteristics

  • It’s automated. Fix and lube it cherishingly, and then, get impressed with its sporty 180 strokes a minute.
  • It’s virtual. It’s compatible with encoded videos you can watch habitually via VR Goggles. The device connects with your mobile device and blows up your needful mind severely with an explosive interactive 3D porn action!
  • It’s customizable. The tiresome process of manual masturbation can be left behind. The unit allows you to regulate every stroke, including power and depth. It’s the effortless seventh-skies-sex-heaven. 
  • It’s stylish. The refined modern design bedazzles. You just touch it and exaggerate. And nobody including somebody’s kids seeing it will catch you out. This cock stimulating unit can do its top to make your life quite discreet.

Description

Launch Unit: Overall Review

The main blowjob thing you should understand categorically is that this pleasure tool needs unrelenting care and attention. It has to be charged industriously after appr. two hours. Besides, it demands Bluetooth connection: you’ll certainly, we’re afraid, spend some soggy time dealing with the fine-tooth settings and synchronization.

In case if you’re actually ready to invest your highly valued effort and the-same-highly valued time and money into this sex-measure, it will become one of your unique and precious, most immersive, impressive, and satisfying blowjob ever. (1)

A Closer Sexy Look

A couple of other manufacturers has already tried to participate in this race of automatic toys production. Kiiroo and Autoblow are characterized by certain advantages that will be mentioned further. Here we’re talking about our curious Launch and its PROS:

  • Its compatibility. Luckily, this device can perfectly be combined with all brand toys. 
  • Its attractiveness. It’s as desired as VR was in the pleasure beginning. It can easily realize miraculous things and virtually connect to the reality of our happy porn. 
  • Its noiselessness. Most users of automatic sex toys agree that this sweet-and-targeted product is one of the coolest and most silent ones. It’s relatively quiet.

The device is perfectly compatible with all products of the series in case if they are characterized by the standard size. You might probably already using one of the toys that can already fit the device.

Kinda Embarrassing

Bluetooth masturbators have been popular among women for quite a long time. Unfortunately, most men are uncomfortable about purchasing like these. What’s wrong about using high-tech toys for personal needs? Besides, any sensible woman in love will have nothing against a toy like this for her beloved.  

The latest statistical research shows that about eight million clients in the United States have already expressed interest in using this high-tech sexual satisfaction tool. Reasonable women agree that automatic wanking instruments are one of the substitutes for sex in case if they cannot please their husbands and boyfriends because of their absence or unpleasant health condition. 

Unboxing

 

The hi-quality packaging has a masculine (as we can expect, yeah) design. The slogan on the original manufacturer’s box says no-nonsense “Lock. Lube. Lift Off.”

This smart sex product was created to meet your expectations. And the manufacturer, in this regard, is certainly worth trusting.

Materials & Design

There is glossy and opake plastic, at first male sight. The casing is black. The automated tool has silver elements of design and minimalist buttons. Most customers agree that the sex-toy itself, to some extent, reminds a coffee maker.

On the other dick, the coffee maker is also designed to make a standard man’s life easier and more enjoyable. They do everything for you, and you just enjoy the cool (or hot!) result.

Remember stoutly that Launch is not so easy for your playful hands. It’s literally huge. You have to find a comfortable place, and install and fix your little dedicated helper without dropping down accidentally.

A steady base of the intriguing toy is ready to tube for your body. It’s made of a comfortable material specially designed to fit thoroughly the contours of your living-and-standing body. Believe us, it really works this way.

The cock pleasing device looks solid. However, it’s not an indestructible toy. It’s a regular gadget that can be comparable to your phone or tablet. It demands easy, but regular maintenance. Yes, it’s firm. However, if you get out of control while pleasing yourself, you may simply drop it. It’s a lot more than a regular wanking sleeve in a hard and firm casing: its tiny details are fragile. Be gentle to it. 

Dimensions

In case if you’re a regular user of Fleshlight products, you might probably already know that all of them are quite big even if the weight is not significant. Make sure (yes, again) you physiologically fit the device. 

Here are the approximate measurements:

Upright Height 12.75″
Approximate Width 6″
Empty Weight 3 lbs. 4.25 oz.
Full Weight  4 lbs. 7 oz.

Actually, a model of a brand masturbator is not here. At all. It is implied, apparently, that you’d have started with one or two and they are at your dick’s disposal. There is nothing wrong. Just choose, from a huge number of versions, the one that attracts you the most. Then you’ll have fun with it separately, and quite well, we say it.

Incompatibility

Is it your first automated toy? It means you have to choose a STANDARD-SIZE male toy to fit your dick.

Charging

There is a Mini USB plug for fast-and-easy charging. The indicator will help you understand whether it’s ready for operating. The outlet cube is not included in the package, but you can use the feature from your phone’s kit as very suitable. Charge it for up to eight hours (we know that’s enough for two hours of work). 

Operation & Easy Interface

The ‘infrastructure’ and design are simple. Everything is designed for the your-intuition-control. Of course, feel free with things like these demands a bit of time and research. However, when you get on well with its use, you get a plenty of unpredictable and worthy sensations. 

The toy has two control surfaces marked by LED indicators. The first one is the Turn On button, obviously, and the second one is the number of modes for both your cock and dirty imagination. The modes can be either manual or interactive. You’ll also regulate the speed of strokes, the starting height and length. 

Now Let’s Go

Maybe that’s not to be SEXpected, but it presented in standard white and nice-blue colors. There are a removable enclasping sleeve, which, thanks to the highest quality, feels like a real-life penis pleasure (ok, just vagina’s) channel.

The fashion and dimensions of the casing are (predictably) common, but the inners can be replaced like a charm to get one or two that will really fit your male treasure (don’t be ashamed, Herculeses are rare now). This tool can be optimally adapted to your cock size, which provides you with a hot stimulation.

There are three sleeve-size options for penises with a diameter and circumference of:

  • Small: 1-1.3 inches and 3-4 inches;
  • Medium: 1.3-1.8 inches and 4-5.6 inches;
  • Large: 1.8-2 inches and 5.6-6.4 inches.

In truth, what with the working?

The functionality makes this refreshing tool the top modern gobby machine. It’s easy. Just shove your fancied penis in the sex-opening and turn it on. Don’t forget to use a rote grease portion.

The inner operating assembly includes the elastic (even pliant) skin-casing with steady rings of longwearing pearls traveling along the penis, pressing softly, and stimulating it kindly along its physiological length.

The realistic consummations of the machines are recreated by built-in pearl rows going up and down over the dick “case” in the item casing. The benefit of this tool is that it’s completely automatic and you don’t have to do anything to make it please you.

Of course, your personal attitude to this sex-rite is very important. To say, if you are afraid to your most valuable organ be sticked hard some-irony-where, you will not get your priSEXYless pleasure expected initially (preludially?). The dick-tension and the premonition that the demonic aggregate squeezes and tears off your most expensive household (and rivers of sinner’s blood spill around happily, you lie with an accurate hole in the most tender place of your body, and the whole dicky horror of this mortal no-sex-ever world is reflected in your dead-ing eyes) aren’t sweet companions of a good orgasm.

In fact, of course, all yours will remain truly with you, but you never know what kind of phobias happen to those who are faced with a new and unknown …

Or you just do not believe that the nasty piece of iron can please you. Then, too, do not have to wait for unearthly sweetness of satisfaction. In this case, it is better to simply not spend on it with such hard-earned money. And time: which is also not too cheap for us poor fellatio searchers.

 

Movements’ speed is regulated to your liking. Just press a diligent button and pick up the speed and intensity mode.

Who is the item suitable for?

It’s perfect for singles as well as for couples in a relationship. Integrate this smart-and-lovely device in a fair play with your M/F partner and open a new starry level of sexual satisfaction.

Use the male things ‘con spirito’ to restore your bull-male firmness during sex or let the partneress watch you. It’s a multifunctional miracle able to satisfy you physically and restore your performance in case if you use it regularly.

And user experiences?

“Surprising. Considering my experience, I believe that this is something very similar to real fellatio. At least, at some awesome moment, I was lost in my own and my cock’s feelings and in time. It seemed to me that I was not with an auto unit but with a skillful worky girl. But I did not remember how and where I met her,” – JP

“You and your dicky friend do not need anything, just a little grease and privacy. And you’re already on sex-horseback. Even if you are lying back. The bliss of doing nothing,” – K. M.-U.

“Horny. I haven’t had such a horny feeling with auto toys before. It’s close to a typical down-to-earth action with a woman. From the good start till the wonderful end, the feeling is sex-delighting. My dick is not so big and I thought that I wouldn’t get much of a satisfying blow job. However, I was all excited: the small size sleeve met the challenge. I can definitely recommend this device. My wife is really jealous now,” – Nick

The Autoblow 2+ is known as “top machine.” An updated model offers even more overwhelming and insane blowjobs than its predecessor does.

How does the Autoblow feel?

Generally speaking, most brands give exciting orgasms. However, this machine surpasses all other toys in its effectiveness. In addition, you don’t have to depend on the mood or health conditions of your wife or girlfriend. Just enjoy a perfect blow job whenever you might be horny.

Which lubricant is top?

It is important that you use a soft lubricant.

NB for mah boy: Silicone-based lubricants can cross-react with the Autoblow’s inner materials. The sleeve can get damaged or cracked. So do not use them. This device is too cool, after all, to dispose of it thoughtlessly, by using a too harsh lubricant.

How loud is it?

It makes some quiet noise and works clearly audibly as soon as you switch it on. Nevertheless, it does a great job because it’s powerful. Just close the door of your bedroom or bathroom, and the volume of your little friend should not cause any problems.

Especially since it works so hard that you, quite likely, will very soon stop hearing this noise. Well, to think, something is buzzing under the ear. Maybe it’s a neighbor’s lawn mower. Or a vac at a neighbor girl, who’s, just now, appeasing you, and she just forgot to turn off this vac, and now, it works in vain, creating a pleasant background … Yeah, now you have already stopped seeing this sound like something unpleasant.

And what with the sizes, again?

There are available types:

  • Small: 1 to 1.3 inches cock diameter;
  • Medium: 1.3 to 1.8 inches cock diameter;
  • Large: 1.8 to 2 inches cock diameter.

How can I clean the toy?

Simply remove the vagarious sleeve from the case after use and rinse it with a warm splashes, and everything is done! Of course, man, you can use an antibacterial toy washer.

Is the product delivered charged?

Yes, the item does not need to be charged before first use. Just unpack the parcel and get it started immediately.

And the package?

The thoughtful shop ships its goods in discreet unambitious no-any-logos boxes. This is necessary when people order products of this kind. In the end, your mother can see the package. Or an overly big-eyed neighbor of old age. Or her grandson. Well, you understand everything yourself. And sellers from the shipping center in Glattburg, fortunately, too.

By the way, if you live nearby and place an order until the evening, you will receive your girl substitute on the same day. So, if your waiting is unbearable and you want to have some work on your potency, do not hesitate. Take care of yourself, you lucky dick owner, as doctors say (including sexologists as well as urologists, but we’d rather not talk about them).

The shipping is free, and you can track the package online around the clock, as it is sent by the very Swiss Post.

Are my favorite lubricants right for it?

Yeah, the penis stimulation is additionally intensified and the sensations get more authentic than ever. The moisture of the lube distributes the vibration and pressure of pearl balls moving all along the shaft. This way you’ll hardly understand the difference between masturbation and a blowjob.

How can I pay for it?

Quite as you wish, man. The shop lets you pay by invoice, credit card, and prepayment. All types of payments are truly accepted. You won’t get additional fees.

What related products can I buy with the Autoblow 2+?

When you make up your mind to purchase a masturbator, it is recommended to order a bottle of ‘human’ grease as well as an antibacterial toy cleaner. The sleeve should be always cleaned before and after the using for hygienic reasons. (2)

Which sex toys can I combine it with?

It perfectly combines with anal toys. Now, you can use an anal plug or vibrator to stimulate your prostate while the Autoblow does its job. Prostate orgasms combined with the blow job stimulation of the penis are just unbelievable. You can sit back and enjoy the climax to the full.

Can an Autoblow deal with premature ejaculation?

Premature ejaculation is a completely curable health condition. A masturbator lets men reach the starry climax in the shortest time possible. However, the process can be fully controlled in matters of speed and intensity. It will help you train your endurance. The masturbator imitates oral sex far more realistically than hand job ever could. It definitely can train your endurance during sex with your partner. Use the machine regularly to make your body get used to a stimulation like this.

Order your perfect blowjob feature for using it freely as a salutary treatment for your (or your friend’s, ok) premature ejaculation.

Feedback of the Users

People try to replace everything around them with auto units, and nookies are no exception. The evolution of automatic masturbators is natural for the terrestrial humankind.

Sex toys for gents, in severe contrast to toys for their girlfriends, are still air-cure. And they aren’t used by sexual failures or something creepy! There’s nothing wrong in pleasing yourself by letting your toilworn body blow some stress-and-sex-steam off.

Sweet dolls and ‘living-like’ vaginas

There’s something unreasonably dirty connected with male toys in the imagination of numerous male and female users. A perfectly shaped dildo placed on an open shelve in your living room will attract less attention than a rubber vagina. There’s no sensible explanation to that. Probably, this type of thinking is limited to an old and senseless metaphor: “Keys are copied, keyholes are not.” 

Masturbators have come through a significant upgrade. Rubber dolls are now called real dolls and have a frightening resemblance to actual women instead of ugly balloons.

Pocket vaginas perfectly reproduce organs of porn stars. The unit, with consummate skill, reproduces the natural man’s masturbation hand movement, giving you this life-like blowjob.

Our write-worker was not eager to test the machine and make a report. However, we’ve managed to find a young man who agreed to test the device on condition that the whole procedure was completely anonymous. The following is a short text version of the interview that he gave us.

A few words about the appearance?

My goodness. Looks like a mixture of a toaster with internet access and a portable vacuum cleaner. But as a tech-savvy guy, I was interested in how this thing works. So?

They are two spring rings with pearls. They move to and fro thanks to the electric motor stimulating every bit of the dick. The speed is variable and can be regulated with a tiny wheel on the unit underside.

Did you read the manual?

Yeah, the warnings were confusing because they warned me about genital injuries.

In fact, the instruction says, “The absence of an inserted hose can lead to serious injuries. Use soft greases to insert your penis into the tube to prevent injuries.”

Scary. But it didn’t stop you, as I can suggest. Is everything OK with your male organ?

I wanted to be a serious tester until the end. I did everything right, so my penis is fine, thanks for asking. Since I do not live alone, however, I had to lock myself in the room in order to be able to enjoy the intimacy with the device peacefully.

I have to ask: Have you lit candles? Did you play romantic music?

I actually turned the music on. That awful dub-step music, you know, Skrillex. I found him perfect for the process. It also drowned out the noise.

Was there foreplay?

You could say that. I put on a condom because I didn’t trust the smell of that China rubber in the device. It smells like old oil or something. It was literally very strange to me. And I didn’t want my skin to come in contact with it. Then I put some lubricant into the soft inner channel and slid inside. It felt like a vac unit.

Excuse me?

When you turn it on at maximum speed, it makes quite a noise. The noise also reminded me of a sewing machine. And then I also noticed that you need a lot more lubricant than you think at first.

Were you able to relax afterward?

Not really at first. The real goal is actually to get rid of the necessity to concentrate. I just made the music louder, so the sound wouldn’t disturb me and my surroundings. At that moment, I finally relaxed.

The most important question: How does it feel?

So … I can’t think of a better description. It starts with the temperature that is just not true. When I satisfy myself, I see beyond what to expect: at least, I have a warm hand, which is close to sex. However, the overall sensation is very natural to the blowjob process. Besides, the inner sleeve can before be warmed up with water.

This device won’t surprise you with unpredictable movements, it only moves in one direction: back and forth. The pressure and the direction of the moves don’t change. I can picture to myself that a hole in a watermelon would have a similar effect, but still, it won’t be the top blowjob toy.

But you did reach orgasm?

Yeah, but it took a long time (maybe 20-25 min). I was far too busy with the device to keep track of time. A felt eternity. There were noise and physical heaviness (in my hand) distracted me but it was good at all.

Somebody should be holding it for you, or it should be fixed somehow. Using this gadget with a knowing partner would be like going to the hairdresser with a bald head.

Is there at least something positive to report?

Nah. It has entirely nothing to do with a blowjob, not even a bad one. The only advantage I can take from this bug-and-feature is that it has no teeth.

How would you improve the male auto item?

More suction, warmth, pressure, random movements … And if the machine blandly had a cigarette with me afterward and paid me rewarding compliments, I would even give it a nickname.

Your conclusion?

The main proof that it was a one-time thing for me is the jaw-dropping fact that I, oh man, didn’t ask if I can hold the test device off.

Is it an alternative for someone who, customarily, doesn’t have a girlfriend?

Since, for me, it has quite nothing to do with a genuine blowjob, I can only advise you to stick hard to your allegiant hand.

Our tester was bitterly disappointed with Autoblow 2+, unlike most customers of Amorana.ch who frankly and fully describe their mind-out experiences with the device.

In exemplification of these users, Kevin is quite very enthusiastic about the tool, “Great. Ladies, you’ve actually got competition here! I never thought there’d be anything like this for us.”

Others are satisfied stably but mostly criticize the overall (BULKY, yeah) size of the twinky toy.

One of our comrades from the shop said, “This unique model is constantly gaining popularity, and there is always a demand for it. And this is very justified. Everyone can get a sickly pleasure thanks to this invention of a bright mind. Of course, sales of all kinds of fleshlights are also growing, and this is natural, as I can suspect here. We, the sellers, use them, and in private, we can quite prompt what is better to take.

To readers, I would like to advise not to worry about the fact that something does not work, or their choice will be unsuccessful, or somewhere/something will close or short-circuit. We offer proven products that are guaranteed warranty.

Do not be afraid to experiment sexually: your life becomes more diverse. As a maximum, the access is opened to the world of absolutely new pleasures. Of course, with this fansexy unit.”

References:
  1. Delayed Orgasm and Anorgasmia
  2. Fournier’s Gangrene due to Masturbation in an Otherwise Healthy Male
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Comments: 2
  1. Eli

    That damn thing definitely works better than my girlfriend!) But seriously – what can be better in the morning then a gentle touch?) sure U’ll appreciate that! :!:

  2. Maxim

    I have been using such devices for a long time. I learned more after reading the article. Made for themselves useful conclusions.

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