How to make a homemade dildo 2024? Unlocking the Mystery of how to make a homemade dildo!

If you’re looking to customize your masturbation experience and save money on expensive sex toys, making your own dildo might be the perfect solution. From household items like cucumbers and hairbrush handles to more advanced projects using silicone kits, there are plenty of options for creating your own makeshift dildos.

How to Make Your Own Dildo – Makeshift Dildos and Advanced Custom Dildo Kits

In this guide, we explore different homemade dildos made from everyday objects, as well as intermediate and advanced projects that require more effort. Whether you’re a beginner or a seasoned DIY enthusiast, there’s something for everyone. So why not try making your own dildo and see how it feels? Who knows – you might just discover a new favorite toy!

Why Make a DIY Dildo?

DIY Dildos – Homemade Dildos, From Beginner to Advanced Techniques

Men and women have confessed to using all sorts of things as makeshift dildos, from cowbells to flashlights. Alas, sex toys can be expensive, tricky to hide, and maybe just not the right shape for you. There are plenty of reasons why you’d wanna know how to make your own dildo – who doesn’t want to customize their masturbation experience?

In this guide, I look at homemade dildos made from household items, as well as intermediate and advanced projects that require some more effort. Let’s dive in!

Sex toys can be expensive and finicky. Sometimes, you want a quick nut, but your trusty vibrator or dildo isn’t close by. Or perhaps you never purchased one to start with. Converting something in the house into a homemade dildo will help you keep the fun going even when you feel your fingers won’t make it.

While some homemade dildo ideas are dangerous and unreasonable, a wide range of things in the house can get you to an amazing vaginal or anal climax.

Homemade Sex Toy Safety 101!

When you’re putting household items inside your body, there is a lot of stuff that can go wrong. Every makeshift dildo is different, but here are some homemade sex toy safety tips that apply to most DIY sex toys:

Use a condom!

9 times out of 10, you need to use a condom with a homemade sex toy. The only materials that are safe to put inside your body are things like medical-grade silicone, ABS plastic, borosilicate glass, and stainless steel. Even if you’re using an item made from these materials, it needs to be thoroughly sanitized before going inside you.

Alas, put a condom over your makeshift toy to guarantee that you won’t get any nasty infections or injuries. The condom acts as a body-safe barrier between you and the DIY dildo, and many come pre-lubricated or ribbed for your pleasure.

What are dildos made of? Most high-quality sex toys are made from body safe materials like silicone and ABS plastic. However, many cheap dildos are made from low-quality materials like PVC and Jelly Rubber which can cause infections. 

Make sure it can’t break

Don’t use any items which could easily break, snap, or shatter. For example, you might have heard of glass sex toys, but glass toys are made from tempered shatterproof glass – a regular old glass bottle or tumbler isn’t going to have the same stability and could easily shatter inside your body.

I don’t even want to think about that last sentence. Urgh.

Similarly, items made from wood could snap and/or splinter, while fruits and vegetables could snap in half if you use them too vigorously. Make sure you aren’t going to cause injury with your home made sex toys.

Don’t lose it inside you!

When I was a teenager, I put my phone on vibrate, put it inside a condom, and used it as an anal dildo (when phones looked more like this). I accidentally let the phone slip into my rectum and my butthole closed up, trapping the phone inside. I’ve never had such a heart attack! I thought my parents would be taking me to hospital with a phone up my arse. Jesus.

Luckily, I managed to grasp the end of the condom and carefully relax my anus while pulling the phone out of me – but that was a close one! Be very careful to avoid makeshift toys that could get lost inside your body – this is VERY important if you’re looking for a homemade anal dildo. Don’t make the same mistake I did!

If you want to make a homemade anal dildo, you need to produce something which has a flared base so it cannot accidentally slip inside you. The best anal dildos have a flared base or are too long (around 14+ inches) to get stuck inside your bottom.

Are Homemade Dildos Safe?

Homemade dildos should be safe – as long as you remain reasonable. You should always exercise caution and common sense when choosing and experimenting with your new homemade toy.

Choosing the correct ‘thing’ to make your dildo shaft is the first step to staying safe. Since we can’t give a list of all that is safe, we will give you a set of directives you should apply to your selections to ensure you make safe homemade toys.

Warning: Always go through this list, even when reusing a homemade dildo you’ve successfully made before. Remember, all cucumbers are not the same.

Choose Something That Won’t Break

Ensure that whatever you choose to base your dildo on cannot break. You don’t want anything breaking and remaining inside your vagina or anus.

Try bending or twisting to sheer your choice before making your dildo. Careful investigation coupled with controlled effort and motion when playing with your makeshift dildo will keep you safe at all times.

Ensure it is Smooth, Very Smooth

Vaginal or anal walls are very sensitive and easy to tear. People even get hard by penetrative sex with a penis before sufficient lubrication.

Imagine what a sharp spine or shard on your makeshift dildo will do to you. Take the time to inspect the surface of your dildo to be before proceeding.

Take note of sharp bumps, cuts, or parts that feel rough to the hand. This could ravage your fun holes the wrong way, even if you use high-quality lube or homemade fake cum.

Are homemade dildos safe to use?

Whether you’re a sex toy novice or an experienced user, safety should always be your top priority when it comes to any type of sexual activity. Homemade dildos are no exception!

When considering homemade dildos, the first and foremost concern is that they can be difficult to clean properly. Since these toys are usually made with everyday household items, like fruits and vegetables, wood, metals, or even paper products — it’s important to take precautionary steps in order to avoid infection or irritation from bacteria. If you plan on using a homemade dildo for vaginal or anal play, make sure to use a condom over the toy in order to keep it clean and germ-free.

In addition to cleaning concerns, it’s also important to consider the material the dildo is made from. Some materials may contain chemicals that could be harmful if used internally; therefore it’s best to stick with materials such as silicone or glass that are specifically designed for body safe applications.

Finally, don’t forget about comfort! Homemade dildos can often be quite rigid compared to their store-bought counterparts so it’s important to pay attention while inserting them and stop immediately if anything feels uncomfortable. With proper care and caution, homemade dildos can definitely be safe — just make sure you know what you’re doing before trying one out!

Banana

Bananas can be great sex toys for use by both men and women. While men can use the peel to replicate vaginas, women use whole bananas as a dildo.

The best items for G-spot stimulation are the curved ones. Your banana is one of those. Try to use bananas that are yet to ripen as they are stronger than the ripe ones.

Wash the banana, file the end to minimize any discomfort, place a condom over it and possibly apply some lube. Your dildo is ready to use.

Cucumber

If you’ve never tried it out before, you may first be skeptical but it really is perfect for use as a dildo. Cucumbers are probably the most common homemade Dildos.

Their popularity use may be due to their cheapness, size variations, firmness, and ease of use.

A simple wash, a condom, and maybe some lube are all you need to get going with the cucumber. And if you are making use of it for anal play, then always leave some length outside of your anus, so you can always bring it out.

Drumstick

If you happen to have a passion for drumming, drumsticks can make great little small dildo stand-ins. They’re skinny, they have a tapered end, and they’re usually pretty sturdy. Wooden drumsticks can be covered in a condom for splinter protection, though occasionally you can get hard plastic drumsticks which may be cleanable.

Electric Toothbrush

Looking for a DIY vibrator? Try cleaning your electric toothbrush handle and then holding the vibrating base against your clitoris for intense clitoral pleasure. You could also try covering the base in a condom and then inserting it into your vagina while the toothbrush is on, creating a homemade vibrator.

Hairbrush

The hairbrush is the first dildo some of you experimented with as teenagers. But for those of you who don’t know about it, the handle of your plastic hairbrush can make for the perfect dildo, while the brush portion serves as a handle.

The presence of a “handle”, creating convenience, is probably what makes this option great.

As long as the brush doesn’t have all the hairs that can out you off, just wash, put on a condom and you are good to go. Also, make sure the size of the brush is right for you.

Shower Head

This is another makeshift toy that can serve as a vibrator for clitoral stimulation.

Make sure the temperature of the water is lukewarm, then place the shower head against your clit and the water pressure does the stimulation.

Metal Spoon

Try using a metal spoon instead if you’re tired of having your fingers alone for foreplay. You simply need to press it against your clitoris and then move it in circles gently.

You may put a couple of drops of lube onto the spoon for a smoother experience.

If you want to be even more creative, you can warm the spoon by rubbing it between your hands. The additional warmth will intensify the sensation.

Latex Gloves

Cleaning supplies like gloves are usually for after sex, but they can be used during, too. They’re another fun thing to spank with. Stretch them back, let go, and let them snap your partner’s body – but only if you’re into that!

For couples who aren’t quite so extreme, you can use them for prostate massages if you lack an anal toy.

It’s easier to let a toy do the work if you have one, but a massage by hand can be great foreplay to prostate milking.

Carrot

Another phallic foodstuff to make the list, carrots are obviously a great choice due to their stiffness, length, and naturally tapered shape. Again, just make sure that they’re smooth, covered, and easy to hold. The average carrot is around 6 inches, so they’re just the right size for replicating a real penis.

Electric Razor

Don’t panic at this suggestion, it’s not as risky as it sounds. Just take off the razor head and let that end serve as the handle.

This is another makeshift vibrator for clitoral stimulation and sometimes, penetration too. Just make sure to wash it first.

Faucets/Jets In The Tub

Baby Oil

After your bath/shower fun, try massaging each other with baby oil. Unlike coconut oil, you can’t use it as a lube, and you can’t ingest it.

Instead, it’s fantastic for loosening up muscles or stimulating sensitive nipples.

The jar can also be used as a dildo.

Makeup Brush Handle

Have you got a hard plastic powder brush with one of those thick plastic handles? Try cleaning the handle and then putting it inside you. Just make sure it’s thoroughly clean – we’re not trying to give your genitals a smokey eye.

Corn on the Cob

This vibrator is quite interesting and unique in the kind of intense stimulation it can provide.

The nodules on the corn kernels cause this to feel so different from anything else.

But, in case of this one option there may be times you don’t have access to it. Fortunately, you can get it through online shopping. Just put a condom on and be sure that it fits well.

Shampoo Bottle

A long and narrow shampoo or conditioner bottle can serve as a homemade dildo too.

Look out for the sizes and shapes, not all of them are right. But when you find the one that’s just right, place a condom over it and her down to business.

Mouthwash

Minty mouthwash leaves your mouth tingling. Use this feeling to please your partner – tease the clit or the tip of the penis with your tongue.

Or give a full blowjob with the sexy sensation the mouthwash left.

The jar can also be used as a dildo.

Toothpaste

Toothpaste is deliciously tingly if you put it on your skin. It makes you feel cold, and like little pins are pricking your skin at the same time.

The sensation makes it amazing for rubbing into the skin.

Try some behind the ears for women – that’s another sensitive spot.

The packaging can also be used as a dildo.

Back Massager

You can get plenty of generic back massagers and body massager wands that are designed to relieve tension and sore muscles after a long day. However, many of them also make for great DIY vibrators.

Smartphone App

Your smartphone can have certain apps installed to serve as massagers with vibrations. These apps can also allow your phone to be used as a vibrator.

Of course, your phone is not supposed to go inside you. But just get the settings going at the appropriate level for you and enjoy some great clitoral stimulation.

Video Game Controller

If you’re into video games, then you should know there’s another use for your PS4 or XBOX controller.

They can make quite the external vibrator while you test your vibration settings or even while you’re playing a game

It can also be used as a dildo.

Bottle Neck

Stepping away from vibration, the long neck of a bottle is a great replacement for a basic dildo. Beer bottles or Coca Cola bottles are the best, because of their slim neck.

Bandage

Bottle necks are kind of hard and intimidating. If you prefer something more flexible, try a bandage – one of the long, cloth ones for wrapping limbs.

Start with a solid base of some kind, like a couple of pens wrapped with a rubber band. Then start wrapping the bandage around them, resembling the shape of a penis. Add more pens for more stability as you need.

Carefully tie/pin the end when you’re done, then put it in a condom. You have your very own homemade dildo.

Screwdriver

Power Cord And Tape

If you have a broken power cord around, don’t throw it away. Get yourself a lot of smooth tape, and you can make a toy from it.

Wrap the cord in tape until it becomes thick enough for you. Then create some tapered bumps along it, too. Make sure one of these bumps is at the end to make it easier to insert.

Now you have DIY anal beads, as large or small as you like them.

Toothbrush Handle

Your toothbrush handle can make for a quite small dildo play. If you haven’t ever even tried to put any objects in your vagina before, this can be the best option to start with. Throw a condom over it and you’re good to go.

Pearl Necklace

Wrap the necklace around a bottleneck or some other penetrating item. It creates a pleasurable texture.

Be careful though, make sure the necklace can’t come off the bottle top easily. And ensure the necklace is very strong so it doesn’t break.

Sharpie Marker

Not everyone is experienced in anal, and you don’t need special toys to get started. If you have sharpies around the house, you can start with that.

Sharpies are slimmer, smoother, and more tapered than fingers. They make great starter toys for anal play.

Spatula

You can use the spatula as a spanking tool during BDSM sessions. If your spatula has a rounded handle, you can also use it as a makeshift dildo. 

Zucchini

Zucchinis are, in my opinion, the most phallic vegetables out there. This has made them a mainstay of the dildo and dick symbolism worldwide. They don’t get this reputation for anything.

Choosing the correct size zucchinis and wrapping it up with a condom or two is all you need to make a stiff and sizeable homemade dildo.

It is filling and has a patina that quickly pushes you to the edge of bliss. There is a reason why people even prefer them over the eggplant dick emoji you’re always receiving from your naughty friend.

Find a good size zucchini that can fit in your vagina and leaves you some space to grab and control
Inspect it to ensure it has no tears or weak spots
Clean it thoroughly with fresh running water
Drape a condom over it
Get some water-based lube and carry on with the fun
Since these vegetables are stiff, you should mind your stroke angles and intensity to avoid harming yourself.

Clone a Willy Kit

With this kit, you actually literally make your own dildo. It allows you to make a dildo by creating a silicone replica of any object around or even a penis itself.

If you ever thought about making a standby version of your partner’s penis to always have for pleasure, I can tell you your dreams aren’t too far-fetched and this is just the right kit for that. It might however be easier to use other objects than a penis because it’s not so easy to maintain an erection long enough to get the mold.

Pillow Stuffing in a Sock and Multiple Condoms

You could go down this path if you want something with a little flex. The amount of stuffing you put in the sock and how hard you pack it determines how stiff and rigid your homemade dildo will be.

• Get some pillow stuffing (polyfil) and stuff it down a clean pair of socks paying attention to how wide you make it.
• Wrap the entire contraption in two condoms to give you a nonporous surface between the fake dildo and your pussy

Get Something You Can Firmly Grip and Control Well

While losing a piece in you because it broke is possible, my biggest fear is having it disappear because you couldn’t grip it well.

Imagine a wet and slippery makeshift dildo that you can’t keep in your hand. If it slips in the downstroke and disappears in your pussy, you will have difficulty getting it back.

To avoid such an encounter, avoid small pieces that just fit. I feel safe with a longer piece that I am sure will take a lot of convincing to disappear up my vagina. Something that widens towards the end will be easier to control and keep in your hands.

Always Cover Your Makeshift Dildo With a Condom

A practical and additional layer of security between your skin and your makeshift dildo of choice is a condom or two.

The latex on the condom provides a smooth surface that guarantees of satisfaction and safety throughout your playtime.

Apart from smoothing out any tiny bumps on your homemade dildo, it will also give you a tested and proven hypoallergenic barrier between you and the surface of your homemade dildo.

You can’t predict how your pussy will react to that carrot, but you can at least predict how it will react to a specific brand of condom.

Keeping a couple of condoms around you is a good way to stay protected, whether you are riding a real dick, a professionally designed and manufactured dildo or a homemade toy.

How to Make Your Own Dildo

Step 1: Choose Your Material

The first step is choosing which material you’d like to use to make your dildo. There are several options available. The main types include:

• Silicone – This is probably the most common material used to make dildoes. It’s nonporous and hypoallergenic. It’s also extremely durable. It has a smooth surface that’s easy to clean. It’s also odorless and tasteless. Silicone is also stretchy and pliable. This means that you can bend it without breaking it.
• Latex – This is another popular material used to make dildos. It’s similar to silicone but it’s more porous. This means that it absorbs moisture better. As a result, it dries faster. It’s also softer and less elastic than silicone.
• Plastic – If you’re looking for something cheap, this is the material for you! Plastic is inexpensive and easy to find. It’s also lightweight. It’s also easy to cut and shape.
• Rubber – This is another option if you prefer something firm and hard. It’s made from natural rubber. Natural rubber is not only firm, but it’s also resistant to heat and cold. It’s also waterproof.
• Wood – Wood is another option if you want to make a realistic-looking dildo. It’s also easy and affordable to buy.

Step 2: Cut the Base

Once you’ve chosen your material, you need to start cutting it. Start by making sure that your dildo is completely dry before cutting. You should also wear protective gloves while working on it.

If you’re going to use wood, you can simply cut it with a saw. If you’re using silicone, you can use a knife to cut it. You can also use scissors to cut latex. Be careful not to damage the surface of the dildo.

Step 3: Add Features

Once you’ve finished cutting the base, you can move on to adding features. Some people choose to add holes in their dildos. Others choose to add textures. Still, others choose to add lube reservoirs. Whatever you decide to do, just remember that these things will affect how well your toy performs. So, think carefully about what you want to do before you begin.

Step 4: Fill With Lubricant

Now that you have everything ready, it’s time to put it all together. To get started, pour some lubricant into the bottom of the dildo. Then, place it inside your vagina or anus. Finally, enjoy yourself!

Penis Molding Kits and Other Dildo Ideas

Alas, there’s more than one way to create a homemade pussy toy! Here are some other ideas for how to make a dildo:

IKEA Homemade Dildos
I’m a big fan of using IKEA products for home made sex toys. Here are a couple of suggestions on how to make your own custom sex toy with products found in IKEA:

1. Take a GUBBRÖRA rubber spatula and wrap the handle in a HÄREN washcloth or similar soft cloth.
2. Use a couple of rubber bands to secure the washcloth around the spatula handle.
3. Cover the toy with a condom, lube it up, and get busy.

Here’s a slightly more complex one to try:

1. Buy a thick marker pen like the MÅLA whiteboard pen.
2. Take a cheap pillow like the SKÖLDBLAD pillow, cut a hole in it, and remove some of the stuffing.
3. Place some of the stuffing into an empty condom, filling it about halfway.
4. Put the marker pen in the condom, filling in the rest of the condom with stuffing.
5. Tie a knot at the end of the condom, lube it up, have fun!

Toilet Paper and Condom

It’s hardly opulent, but this method is great for making a slightly more customizable DIY sex toy:

1. Wet a bunch of toilet paper
2. Stuff it into an empty condom until you get the size you want
3. Tie a knot at the end of the condom
4. Lube up and enjoy!

Use a Lot of Lube

Lubing up keeps everything sliding smoothly. It will make your play session more enjoyable and iron out most of the imperfections a homemade dildo brings to the table. Going wet and sloppy will also prevent friction that could lead to burst condoms or torn anal and vaginal walls.

Always Stay Sensible

Finally, remaining level-headed, regardless of how horny you are, is the best way to stay safe when using a homemade dildo. Keeping the shortcomings of your makeshift in mind and working around them will ensure you don’t push it beyond its limits.

How to Use a Homemade Dildo Correctly

Using a homemade dildo correctly is essential if you want to get maximum pleasure out of it. Here are some tips to help you do so:

• Start Slowly – Start slowly when using your homemade dildo. Take your time and enjoy every moment. This will allow you to relax and focus on the sensations.
• Be Patient – Be patient with yourself while learning how to use your homemade dildo. The first couple of times you try it, you may experience discomfort. However, once you master the technique, you’ll find that it becomes easier and more pleasurable.
• Try Different Positions – Try different positions when using your homemade dildos. Experiment with different angles and speeds to see what works best for you.
• Make It Wet – If you’re new to using your homemade dildo, make sure to warm up by masturbating beforehand. This will increase blood flow to the area and prepare your body for penetration.
• Take Care of It – Keep your homemade dildo safe and clean. Always store it in a cool, dark place. Avoid exposing it to heat or moisture. Also, don’t share it with anyone else.
• Use Your Imagination – Use your imagination when playing with your homemade dildo. Think about all the ways you can use it. For example, you can use it during foreplay, masturbation, oral sex, and intercourse.
• Remember That Size Matters – While choosing the size, consider your anatomy. Smaller toys tend to be more comfortable and less intimidating. On the other hand, bigger toys offer more clitoral stimulation.
• Keep It Clean – Never share your homemade dildo with others. This could lead to infections and diseases. Also, never leave it lying around in public places.

While many people prefer sex toys over homemade dildos, there’s no denying that homemade dildos have their advantages. They’re cheaper and safer, and they come in a variety of shapes and sizes. Plus, you can customize them according to your preferences.

However, homemade dildos aren’t as effective as sex toys because they lack the same features as vibration, suction cups, and remote controls. So, if you’re looking for something extra special, then you should definitely opt for a sex toy instead.

Conclusion

I hope you have had fun learning about how to make your own sex toys at home. I have to admit to you that none of these options would be as optimal as the purpose-built Dildos and vibrators you get from sex toy shops but they are still great ways to get the action going, especially when you need a quick release.

Tons of women use these objects daily for pleasure and still have a great deal of fun. Remember to always take precautions with objects that are going inside your vagina. Have fun!

Cum-clusion

I hope you enjoyed this guide on how to make your own dildo! Whether you’re shoving a condom on a cucumber or you’re creating advanced pieces of silicone art, I wish you luck on your sex toy creation journey. Just remember to stay safe, have fun, and always take precautions when putting objects inside you!

Bottom Line

While makeshift homemade dildos are safe when you understand their strengths and weaknesses, they are still riskier than their commercially produced silicone counterparts. The best way to keep playing safely is to save up and purchase a trusty dildo that will stick by you through thick and thin.